🔌 "I put a fork in there... because I was curious."
Yes, in there. A man inserted a metal fork into his urethra for self-pleasure. When it got stuck, he ended up at the ER needing surgical removal.
🐟 "He swallowed a live fish on a dare."
A teenager took a bet at a party and swallowed a goldfish whole. The fish got stuck in his throat—still alive and flapping. Cue an emergency tracheal procedure.
🎄 "Christmas ornament where??"
A man tried to get festive internally by inserting a small glass Christmas ornament... It shattered inside. He came in bleeding and in serious pain. Lesson: decorations are not toys.
🚀 "My kid stuck a LEGO rocket up his nose... last week."
A child had been complaining of a smelly nostril for days. Turns out, he jammed a LEGO piece up there and forgot. The ER removed it—and the smell improved instantly.
🔒 "She handcuffed herself and lost the key."
A woman arrived with handcuffs stuck on her wrists and ankles. She had lost the key during... activities. The fire department had to assist with bolt cutters.
🐍 "A snake bit him in the face... because he tried to kiss it."
Yes, he tried to kiss a rattlesnake he found in the wild. Yes, it bit him. Yes, he needed anti-venom and reconstructive surgery.
🧼 "She was washing with dish soap... internally."
Trying to "cleanse" herself, a woman used dish soap as an internal douche. The burning and chemical reaction landed her in the ER with severe irritation.