Late-night comedian Jimmy Kimmel just delivered one of his most brutal takedowns of the Trump family, exposing their biggest scandals in a monologue that instantly went viral. From shady business deals to personal betrayals, Kimmel did not hold back, roasting Donald Trump, Melania, Ivanka, Don Jr., and even Jared Kushner in a way that had the audience in stitches—and Trump supporters fuming.
As expected, Trump completely lost it after the segment aired, raging on Truth Social in an unhinged rant. But before we get to that, let’s break down Kimmel’s most savage revelations.
1. Kimmel on Melania: “She’s Already Packed Her Bags”
Kimmel kicked things off by mocking Melania Trump’s noticeable absence from Donald’s 2024 campaign.
"Melania hasn’t been seen at a Trump event in months. Either she’s already left, or she’s in the basement at Mar-a-Lago tunneling her way to freedom," Kimmel joked.
He then played a montage of Melania’s most awkward moments with Trump, including the infamous hand slap, where she swatted away his attempt to hold her hand.
"Melania treats Donald’s hand the same way the FBI treats his classified documents—she wants nothing to do with it," Kimmel quipped.
2. Ivanka & Jared: “The Real Backstabbers”
Kimmel then shifted his focus to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, revealing how they’ve quietly distanced themselves from Donald since he left office.
"Ivanka and Jared skipped Daddy’s campaign launch, which is basically the Trump equivalent of deleting someone from your family group chat," Kimmel said.
He also roasted Jared Kushner’s suspicious $2 BILLION investment deal with the Saudi government, joking:
"Jared went from ‘Senior White House Advisor’ to ‘Saudi Prince’s New Best Friend’ overnight. If you’re wondering how much family loyalty costs in the Trump world, the answer is $2 billion and a private jet."
3. Don Jr. & Eric: “The Dumb and Dumber of Politics”
Of course, Kimmel couldn’t resist going after Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, whom he described as "the guys who got rejected from an extra role in Succession for being too unrealistic."
He mocked Don Jr.'s bizarre social media rants, saying:
"Don Jr. has been posting videos where he looks like he hasn’t slept in six weeks. Either he’s really passionate about politics, or he’s been snorting shredded copies of the Constitution."
As for Eric Trump, Kimmel barely had to try:
"Eric is basically the Trump family’s emotional support animal. They bring him out at rallies, pat him on the head, and then send him back to Trump Tower with a juice box."
4. Trump’s Money Problems: “Billionaire? More Like Broke-aire”
Finally, Kimmel exposed Trump’s biggest secret—his real financial situation.
"Trump likes to call himself a billionaire, but the guy is in court every other week trying to explain why he can’t pay his bills. At this point, even his hush money payments are on a payment plan," Kimmel said.
He then roasted Trump’s legal fees, pointing out how his campaign donations are going straight to his lawyers:
"People think they’re donating to ‘Make America Great Again.’ Nope! They’re donating to ‘Make Trump’s Lawyers Rich Again.’"
Trump’s Furious Meltdown: “Jimmy Kimmel is a TOTAL LOSER!”
As expected, Trump completely lost it after Kimmel’s roast went viral. Within hours, he ranted on Truth Social, calling Kimmel:
"A washed-up, no-talent loser who is failing so badly that even the radical left doesn’t watch him anymore!"
He also claimed Kimmel was “obsessed” with him, writing:
"Jimmy Kimmel talks about me more than his own wife! SAD!"
Meanwhile, Trump supporters flooded social media, accusing Kimmel of spreading “fake news”, while others couldn’t stop laughing at how easily he got under Trump’s skin.
One viral tweet read:
"Trump getting THIS mad over a comedy monologue is the funniest thing ever. If he can’t handle jokes, maybe he shouldn’t have spent his whole life being one."